Flying Squid to [email protected] • 2 years agoThe opposite of a scablemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up11.57K
arrow-up11.57KimageThe opposite of a scablemmy.worldFlying Squid to [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•2 years agoBought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•2 years agoYou forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years ago You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum. Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 years agoThey’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years ago And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum. Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years ago Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️ Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps? (I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)
Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️
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Bought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.
The rum’s gone
Drink more
Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
They’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps?
(I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)