• correcthorsedickbatterystaple
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    2 years ago

    english breakfast:

    protein ham
    protein bacon
    protein sausage
    protein eggs
    protein beans
    protein/garbage blood sausage

    garbage mushrooms
    garbage tomato

    starch hash browns
    starch toast

    …but the beans make it superior to anything americans do. seriously beans with breakfast wtf are americans doing wrong. missing beans that’s what

    but seriously…choose a protein or two and ditch the fucking mushrooms jfc wtf is wrong with people it’s not an animal or a plant its a fungus i don’t want to eat the stuff that grows at the base of your toilet.

    ditch the mushrooms and it looks delicious. and add more beans.

    • @[email protected]
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      102 years ago

      I’ve lived in the UK for nearly 20 years and see no benefit to having the beans anywhere near a full English plate.

      • ReCursing
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        62 years ago

        I’ve lived in the UK for 42 years and see no benefit to having beans

          • radix
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            62 years ago

            They’re just delicious. They’re in some kind of gravy, aren’t they? Something mildly sweet that makes it absolutely wonderful to eat?

            • ReCursing
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              52 years ago

              It’s basically ketchup, and ketchup is horrible. Malt vinegar and tomato never belong together

              • radix
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                32 years ago

                I don’t know; that was just the word that came to mind. It could be very wrong.

    • Hegar
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      32 years ago

      Downvote for being factually incorrect about mushrooms, one of the best things that can be put into a mouth.