Flying Squid to [email protected] • 2 years agoA 30-Mile Slab of Granite May Be Hiding in an Ancient Volcano on the Moonwww.inverse.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up147
arrow-up147external-linkA 30-Mile Slab of Granite May Be Hiding in an Ancient Volcano on the Moonwww.inverse.comFlying Squid to [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareKraidenlinkfedilink7•2 years ago“Oh I love the granite countertops in the kitchen” “Oh yas dyar, I would have been happy to import from Italy, but you know Charlie. Only the finest moon granite would do” Diamond champagne glasses clink
minus-squareLaglinkfedilink3•2 years agoIt still stains but you can always replace it since there’s 30 miles of it.
“Oh I love the granite countertops in the kitchen”
“Oh yas dyar, I would have been happy to import from Italy, but you know Charlie. Only the finest moon granite would do”
Diamond champagne glasses clink
It still stains but you can always replace it since there’s 30 miles of it.
That granite came from the moon.
Granite’s haunted.