I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • Kalash
    14•2 years ago

    What? Is this some kind of obesity problem?

    • @[email protected]OPEnglish
      7•2 years ago

      I’m actually fairly fit. I just always felt more comfortable standing and wiping than sitting down

      • Kalash
        6•2 years ago

        The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper.

        • @[email protected]OPEnglish
          1•2 years ago

          Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry?

          • @[email protected]English
            2•2 years ago

            Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well.