• @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Your distro is crap, mine is awesome.

    What distro do I use? I don’t see how that’s relevant. No, I don’t need to know what you use either.

    Edit: we all secretly know that Hannah Montana Linux is the best.

    • Kayn
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      132 years ago

      My distro goes to a different school

    • qyron
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      It is true there is a Linux for everyone.

    • mihnt
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      2 years ago

      On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I’m ocularly offended.

    • teft
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      52 years ago

      Pffft. We all know Red Star Linux is most glorious of free and open source software.

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      Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it’s true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it’s true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn’t care for him, but he always said to me “you know drolex, zurohki’s drivers, they are not compatible at all”. And that’s the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It’s absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It’s terrific. That’s what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.