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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•2 years agoUnrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?
minus-squareHeavyRustlinkfedilinkEnglish13•2 years agoIn my mouth. No, I just put it on my toothbrush.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoCheck out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoWhoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoFound the true italian. Just like mom’s recipe (hand motion)
Unrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?
In the bathroom.
In my mouth.
No, I just put it on my toothbrush.
Check out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.
Onto my lasagna for extra taste.
Whoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!
Found the true italian. Just like mom’s recipe (hand motion)