Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I’m still not over it.
Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.
Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.
Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I’m still not over it.
The smart ones off themselves by age 5!
It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??
Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.
Edit: loved to lived
Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.
I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn’t just like… win the game.
She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha!