• Flying SquidOP
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    2 years ago

    I’m picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint-

    “Where’s your bowling alley, boy?”

    “We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-”

    “I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where’s the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!”

    • Xusontha
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      2 years ago

      With the size of the Enterprise-D I’m astonished someone didn’t stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere

      • @[email protected]
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        292 years ago

        A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

        *Source: computed by taking the number of “holodeck is trying to kill everybody” episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

        • Xusontha
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          92 years ago

          That is the best way of doing math lol

          But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?