Just went down the aliexpress rabbit hole again. Theres really everythinf for some of really niche things that i wouldnt ever buy, but some things really do look appealing. I wonder what do you guys use daily thats worth lets say under $20
Just went down the aliexpress rabbit hole again. Theres really everythinf for some of really niche things that i wouldnt ever buy, but some things really do look appealing. I wonder what do you guys use daily thats worth lets say under $20
Poopknife
Sorry, what?
Lol it’s an old story from reddit. Allegedly, this guy was at a friend’s house and he went to the bathroom. But he couldnt find the poopknife and called out for it. He was mortified to learn that the average family did not employ the use of a poopknife.
The funny thing is that you can actually buy a poop knife now.
WTF
What’s a reddit?
It’s like an internet poop knife.
I made the whole thing up. It came to me in a fever dream.
A closed source centralized Lemmy alternative.
My nephew needs a poop knife. The kid was breaking toilets when he was 5 or 6, and never stopped. It took his parents a while to figure out he was dropping rock hard giant turds and wasn’t throwing toys in the toilet or something. I saw one of he turds that wouldn’t flush a few months ago for the first time. It was massive… I don’t know how it came out of him. It did take a long time, it’s probably painful.
A knife made of fossilised coprolite, so it looks at home in the toilet. Alternatively, a knife used to cut up poop for inspection before disposal.
Bit nit picky but coprolite is fossilied poop. Saying fossilied coprolite is a bit redundant as coprolite already states that it’s fossilised
No I agree with you perfectly, but it was a choice between making it semantically correct, and making it more readable / understandable to most readers.
Poop knife.
I still use the scissors, can’t get enough leverage with the knife sometimes.
That or I need more fiber.
If you ever have to resort to the knife resist the urge to push it against the toilet. If it cuts through suddenly the sharp impact from the blade could crack the porcelain.