Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?

  • r00ty
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    212 years ago

    I’m not even worried about hacking. I’d be more concerned about the “legitimate” mandatory advertising direct to your brain!

    • @[email protected]
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      152 years ago

      In accordance with our Acceptable User Policy, please wait while your opinions of our brand affiliates are adjusted…

      • r00ty
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        62 years ago

        You can do that? I mean, actually yeah I do feel like a large big mac meal right now.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:

      Hello all my neuralink users, I’d like to tell you all about why trans people are evil for making my wife leave me and my daughter hate billionaires. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.