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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

A romantic story

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A romantic story

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    67•2 years ago

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away?

    What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.

    • GneissSchist
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      74•2 years ago

      It’s the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he’s deaf so he doesn’t hear the question to give the delivery.

      • Che Banana
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        19•2 years ago

        What?

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        Then you know why he’s deaf?
        HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!

        • Simple Jack
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          4•2 years ago

          …WHAT?..

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!

      • @[email protected]
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        25•2 years ago

        yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Anti-joke?

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Quite humorous

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      He can’t hear what she’s asking.

      Hence the “what”.

      Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      What?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        What?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      95•2 years ago

      I’m sure that’s what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It’s so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Thatzthajoke

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.

      Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.

    • shastaxc
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      2•2 years ago

      I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read

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