• @[email protected]
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    192 years ago

    Only problem is they wouldn’t be surprised their attempts failed. Nearly everything the CIA touches goes wrong.

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      They might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn’t even notice.

      • @[email protected]
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        112 years ago

        Turns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state

        • @[email protected]
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          52 years ago

          Better yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out.

          It’s only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      92 years ago

      Nearly everything the CIA touches goes wrong.

      To be fair, if they’re doing their job right, we will never hear of it.