I’ve tried to hang out with normal people. This one time I joined a big motorcycle club near my house to go ride around. I went with a bluetooth earpiece thinking we were going to get on the same channel and talk to each other while riding or something, but no - most of the group literally didn’t say a single word to each other, the guys running the show just took off and everyone followed them in total silence.

Creepy shit, man. Give me random D&D players at a game shop any day.