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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago

Who the hell signed off on that?

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Who the hell signed off on that?

startrek.website

Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Franzia
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    8•2 years ago

    Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.

      • MeanEYE
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        5•2 years ago

        You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      You must be young, you’ll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

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          2 years ago

          Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 years ago

              Well it sure is outputting something

          • threelonmusketeers
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            1•2 years ago

            Relevant xkcd

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.

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      Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

      Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

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