The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 2 years agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1706
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•2 years agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink8•2 years agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuperlinkfedilink6•edit-22 years agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?