Steve Schwarzman of the Blackstone group said staff want to work from home so they can save money
The boss of the world’s biggest commercial landlord has accused remote workers of staying away from the office because it means they “don’t work as hard” and can save money.
Steve Schwarzman, the chief executive of investment firm the Blackstone group, made the claims about hybrid staff while speaking on a panel at the Future Investment Initiative summit in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
In remarks first reported by Bloomberg, he said employees had kept working from home because “they didn’t work as hard, regardless of what they tell you” and also due to the savings they make on their daily commute, lunches and work attire.
I’m not saying violence is the answer, but I do believe he deserves to be strapped into a machine that just slaps him in the face constantly
I am. It’s class warfare and they’re already firing shots at us. Well past time we started fighting back.
I’d pay a dollar to watch that! Screw the dunk tank!
Maybe we can gamify that a little. Every time a worker-bee completes a task, the machine delivers a slap and a photo to the worker. We can collect them like sortie markers on WWII bombers. Boss gets feedback on how productive his employees are, and employees get to compete for points.
Is it violence if its automated?
I feel productivity rising already and am behind this initiative.
Just make sure to do it in an office so the slapping will be more productive.
I feel something else rising…
I’ve got a raging clue!
I have a throbbing inkling!
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