Lee Duna to [email protected]English • 2 years agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up11.25K
arrow-up11.25Kexternal-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna to [email protected]English • 2 years agomessage-square220fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish58•2 years agoI had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•2 years agoAlso I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
minus-squareColorcodedResistorlinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoi would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•2 years agoAnd what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoIt took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.
I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
i would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.