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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    219•2 years ago

    It’s excellent satire

    “I love posting satirical stories to LinkedIn (almost as a hobby now) because no one expects jokes on a ‘professional’ social network,” he said.

    Today.com - Man posts about cooking chicken in a hotel’s coffee pot — and the internet exploded

    • @[email protected]
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      27•2 years ago

      Now I’m curious. Would this actually work? Just how hot does that heating plate get?

      • Ech
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        2 years ago

        Looks like it hits at least ~170oF, so you could slow cook tiny meals in it.

      • @[email protected]
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        21•2 years ago

        I mean, you can cook a chicken by slapping it…

        • @[email protected]
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          2•10 months ago

          I don’t believe it, and I am afraid someone will try it and get salmonella.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        It reminded me of this vid my buddy posted in discord the other day. 🤢

        https://twitter.com/betcheswildin/status/1711055716054683931?s=46

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        6•2 years ago

        It boils stuff so at least 212*F. You’d need a lot of time to cook it.

        You could boil it I guess. Boiled chicken isn’t TOO bad.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 years ago

          The warmer plate does not boil things

          • @[email protected]
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            Oh I thought it was like a kettle he was using.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            I could see a fancy outdoorsy type of coffee maker being able to boil water. Collect your water from the river, boil it, and make some coffee.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        20•2 years ago

        Here’s the problem: a coffee pot gets hotter when there’s water going through it.

        The same heating element that warms the bottom of the carafe also heats a small section of tubing meant to boil water. This, along with a simple check valve, forms a bubble pump, which is how the hot water gets up to the coffee grounds.

        There’s a thermal switch that allows full power when that coil of water is below a certain temperature, and when it gets hotter than that, it switches to a lower power mode, because with no water to boil, all it needs to do is keep the carafe warm. I don’t have the numbers in front of me but I doubt it would get hot enough to properly cook chicken.

        • @[email protected]
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          13•2 years ago

          Chicken soup it is

          • Captain Aggravated
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            6•2 years ago

            Actually I think that would work.

            • @[email protected]
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              It does, there are multiple people on youtube that have effectively cooked soup in their coffee machines and used other appliances for food like the dishwasher for example.

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