• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    122 years ago

    “BREAKING NEWS: Man Takes Dump, Claims He is not an Astronaut!”

    I’d read the article.

      • Simple Jack
        link
        fedilink
        English
        72 years ago

        Look at all these folks with time to waste. I don’t even read the headlines. I go straight for the first comment, sorta look at it, and then comment. Like this.

    • Fr❄stb☃️te
      link
      fedilink
      English
      32 years ago

      “We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”