• @[email protected]
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    392 years ago

    You may be dying in agony of radiation poisoning - but as long as your portfolio holds its value, it’s all worthwhile!

    (Didn’t read the article. Paywall.)

    • @[email protected]
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      62 years ago

      Yet in a sense, this has little financial relevance, since in a nuclear conflagration your portfolio’s performance would be unlikely to rank highly among your priorities

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