• @[email protected]
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    62 years ago

    You guys are so fat, you put out a bowl of candies instead of going to the door when someone rings

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      Putting bowls out is only done when people are not home. Lots of people are either out to parties, out with kids or working.

    • Deceptichum
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      62 years ago

      I’m not even American but fuck getting up all night to answer the door.

      • qyron
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        32 years ago

        Dress like a Nazgul and go answer the door. Guaranteed entertainment all night

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            32 years ago

            Chucks the bowl of candy at their face

            “Get off my property you blasphemer!” Screeech

          • qyron
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            12 years ago

            Dementors always felt like empty predatorial spectres, with no real will. The Nazgûl were vicious, cruel, had autonomous minds. For me, that makes the Ring Wraights much more frightning.