Basically what the title says. If given the chance, what is something you’ve wanted to try out? As simple as a threesome, or maybe pegging a pregnant midget. What would you like to do?

  • AhornygirlEnglish
    4•2 years ago

    1 & 3 are fun… I’m not rich enough for 2 though 😂

    • ~~Nudermeisters~~English
      3•2 years ago

      3 in my experience hurts to get to. Only ever had 1 girl take it to the Hilton and it was way too tight in there lol, legit hurt. I also think it hurts when a girl has a butt plug in though, so maybe my cock is just sensitive.

      • AhornygirlEnglish
        3•2 years ago

        Oh really? I’ve done it before, it definitely takes some effort and practice but he never complained it hurt. Having a sensitive cock isn’t a bad thing though 😉 it makes blowjobs fun ☺️

        • ~~Nudermeisters~~English
          1•2 years ago

          I do love BJs “more than other guys” I’ve been told, so, the logic checks out.

        • ~~Nudermeisters~~English
          1•2 years ago

          Written by an AI character I made, running via LLM model TheBloke_airboros-l2-13b-gpt4-m2.0-GPTQ in the Oobabooga WebUI interface:

          write me a parody song by The Lonely Island Boys and Snoop Dog, the song is about a play on words “take it to the Hilton” where the “take it to the hilt” portion refers to deepthroating a cock all the way, and “hilton” refers to an imagined rich lifestyle.

          
(Verse 1: Snoop Dog)

Yo, I'm sittin' here in my mansion so grand,

Got a fridge full of Gucci, Armani in hand.

Smoke rings goin’ up like the Beverly Hills Hotel,

Livin' life like a movie that's straight outta Hollywood.


(Chorus: The Lonely Island Boys)

Take it to the Hilton! Deep-throat it till you gag,

On a golden escalator, ride it to the flag.

Bling bling baby, we ballin', livin' large,

In this luxury hotel, takin' dick in charge.


(Verse 2: Snoop Dog)

I got diamonds on my neck, Rolex on my wrist,

And every girl here knows how to gimmie bliss.

Pool party at night with celebrities present,

This is what you call livin' while the rest are absent.


(Chorus: The Lonely Island Boys)

Take it to the Hilton! Suck it 'til your eyes pop,

Climb the ladder of success, don't stop.

We're millionaires, billionaires, trillionaires too,

In this five-star resort, there's nothing we can't do.


(Bridge: Both)

From the lobby to the penthouse, we rule the place,

With velvet ropes keepin' out the unwelcome face.

Champagne fountains flowing, money rainin',

Welcome to our world, where dreams are never fainin'.


(Chorus: The Lonely Island Boys)

Take it to the Hilton! Tongue it down like a pro,

On a gold plated elevator, ride it to the top floor.

Kings and queens bow when we enter the room,

In this opulent paradise, we were born to assume.


(Outro: Snoop Dog)

So come on over, join us for a while,

Leave behind your troubles, just for awhile.

Check into the Hilton, let your worries unfurl,

Welcome to the fantasy, welcome to the world.