Turns out the reply in my thread telling me the best way to combat not caring about Linux is to care about Linux was absolutely correct.
I picked up a laptop, installed Linux Mint Cinnamon, and I’m already obsessed. I haven’t had this much fun with a PC in a long time and it’s just a cheapo Dell Inspiron 3520.
Hurd*
Redox
You joke, but sometimes I write scripts in ion. It beats the hell out of bash in terms of syntax
Only half a joke as I do have an eye on what happens with NixOS, Redox, Guix and other, more experimental, stuff. Gonna look up on Ion, thanks