Wolf Link 🐺 to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square430fedilinkarrow-up1980
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink63•1 year ago 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway. But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink42•1 year agoI want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•1 year agoNah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoJust teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoI’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoI was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoWhat happens though? It just gets cut off?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoLeaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•edit-21 year agoOk wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head teleport 7 inches forward “we can’t figure out what killed em!”
minus-squarekaselinkfedilink2•1 year agoIf you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once
Just teleport 7 inches away, duh
That should be a safe distance
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
That’s how you lose your butt
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
Ok wiseguy:
This was my thought.
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If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol