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  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    2 for money

    3 for everything else. Think about it! Assuming you can teleport in any direction as fast as you can think then you can fly, move super fast, dodge any attack, pass through thin barriers (such as fences, thin walls, etc) swim super fast and depending on the rules of this power maybe you can poop really fast by teleporting away but leaving your poop behind!

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      42 years ago

      If you fly by teleportation you’d still accelerate towards the ground from gravity and when you land you’ll splat

      • Otter
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        52 years ago

        What if we teleport upside down temporarily? Would we accelerate ‘Up’ for a moment, thus decelerating?

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      62 years ago

      Plot twist: the act of teleportation is extremely tasking both physically and mentally. Even the most capable persons haven’t been able to teleport more than twice a day.