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  • I Cast Fist
    13•2 years ago

    I pick 5 to make infinite money.

    Step 1 - Buy some used toasters

    Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters

    Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn’t mine fail catastrophically

    Step 4 - PROFIT!

      • I Cast FistEnglish
        2•2 years ago

        Nah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!

        • @[email protected]
          1•2 years ago

          I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.