“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
“People don’t like dying.” Holy shit, if ever a phrase that shows we’re getting fucked cause we need groceries.
That’s like an answer to an interview question.
“So, why are you wanting to work here?”
“Well, I like being able to live, for one,”
It’s satire.
Is it??
The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site.
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It’s it really though? Or are they just stating the obvious?
Isn’t a sign of good satire that it seems like it’s telling the truth?
This one seems more on the nose than usual.