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Dramatic Shitposter to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

True Story

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True Story

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Dramatic Shitposter to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    193•2 years ago

    Man she’d be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.

    There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE

    • Dramatic ShitposterOP
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      59•2 years ago

      😱🤯

    • @[email protected]
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      35•2 years ago

      prove that you are a dude

      • FauxPseudo
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        83•2 years ago

        I thought we’d already covered this…

        • @[email protected]
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          18•2 years ago

          Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            That’s fine but I’m a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me “dude.”

            • Flying SquidM
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              6•2 years ago

              Sorry, dude.

              • @[email protected]
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                2•2 years ago

                I’m warning you, Ma’am.

          • @[email protected]
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            8•2 years ago

            Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!

            • @[email protected]
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              4•2 years ago

              Damn that’s next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i’ll watch it lol

            • FauxPseudo
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              6•2 years ago

              I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it’s so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          🏅

      • enkers
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      So, a few things:

      1. No way to prove you’re a dude.
      2. Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can’t say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said “no man has walked on the moon”.
      3. Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
      • Flying SquidM
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        4•2 years ago

        This is 2023. Everyone’s a dude, dude.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        writing is a valid form of speech, and protected under the first amendment

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn’t be a lie if in 1900 someone said “No man has walked on the moon.”

        • @[email protected]
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          5•2 years ago

          Yup, that’s the point I was making as well

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.

      • metaStatic
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        4•2 years ago

        I have made a terrible mistake

    • BruceTwarzen
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      3•2 years ago

      But he said true story. It’s the incel code.

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