@[email protected] to Political [email protected]English • 2 years agoNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11.06K
arrow-up11.06KimageNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.lemmy.world@[email protected] to Political [email protected]English • 2 years agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink89•2 years agoThey probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
minus-squarePlasmaDistortionlinkfedilinkEnglish36•2 years agoThat’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink22•2 years agoHe probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
minus-squareddittylinkfedilink11•2 years agoIf the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.
They probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
That’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
He probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
If the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.