Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agoExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1938
arrow-up1938imageExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•2 years agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•2 years agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•2 years agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 years agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
minus-squareMarxism-FennekinismlinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agoSpeak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
This is why you put AirTags on them.