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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    31•1 year ago

    Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

    • @[email protected]
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      33•1 year ago

      can you download adobe reader

      • @[email protected]
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        11•1 year ago

        Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.

      • @[email protected]
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        29•1 year ago

        Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        I can even do that with a chocolaty command

        • DagonPie
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          5•1 year ago

          I love chocolatey because i had to deploy with FOG for so long.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          You’re overqualified, sorry. What’s next powershell scripts?

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            1•1 year ago

            Well, yes. But I’ll have chatgpt make them.

    • NoIWontPickaName
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      31•1 year ago

      Pretend work sucks more than real work

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Not when you’re playing videos games all day.

        • NoIWontPickaName
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          2•1 year ago

          Yeah it does. Unless your boss is completely cool with you doing so and you don’t have to look over your back.

          In that case, rock on!

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            8•1 year ago

            Work from home, get work done in two hours, just have to be present to answer emails timely while gaming.

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              1•1 year ago

              Literally my current job. I’d estimate I only actually work about 30 hours per week on average, and generally spend the rest of the time relaxing. It’s a sweet gig, but I just wish the work I do spend my time doing was more fullfilling

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              2•1 year ago

              I did like WFH, log into the meeting with camera and mic off and then just eat cereal or play games while listening to the meeting

      • @[email protected]
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        12•1 year ago

        Ok. I’m going to ask for a raise.

        • NoIWontPickaName
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          2•1 year ago

          Good luck!

        • thanevim
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          12•1 year ago

          I’ll take your stapler

          • @[email protected]
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            7•1 year ago

            👁️👄👁️

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        3•1 year ago

        Only if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.

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