Starting at $60,990, Tesla's Cybertruck is priced 50% higher than initial estimate
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Tesla's long-delayed Cybertruck will be priced starting at $60,990, over 50% more than what CEO Elon Musk had touted in 2019 and a cost analysts have said will draw select, affluent buyers.

Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too wojak-nooo

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]English
    11•2 years ago

    I can imagine a couple guys in Tesla’s marketing department talking about it.

    “Elon’s putting out a premium model at $69,420.”

    “That sounds about right for his middle school mindset.”

    “It has a WeedHolder and a SexButton among other features.”

    “Really? Or did you make that up?”

    “Yes.”

    • GinAndJuche [comrade/them]English
      9•2 years ago

      Sex mode would be what he calls the button that lays the seats all the way back.

      A built in bong would rule. Just hope the low quality assurance didn’t miss it getting contaminated with exhaust.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]English
        8•2 years ago

        “Dude, disconnect your bong! I told you not to buy an Elon Truck!”

        “What are you talking about?”

        “This morning a guy in LA took a big toke and his lungs caught on fire and he died a horrible death. He was Tiktoking at the time. It went viral.”

        “That would be a serious quality control issue if in fact—”

        “It sounds to me that you need to be deprogrammed.”

        • GinAndJuche [comrade/them]English
          3•2 years ago

          Inb4 Elon creates a combustion model to deflect the narrative, the carb is located in the gas tank so you’re getting extra diesel while you smoke that diesel cuz we heard you liked diesel, dawg.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]English
        6•2 years ago

        I wonder what percentage of Tesla drivers follow this warning.

        Warning

        Use these features only when Model X is parked. Always pay attention to road and traffic conditions when driving. Using these features while driving is illegal and very dangerous.

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]English
        10•2 years ago

        Fun can come in surprising ways. Select your preferred fart style and target seat. Use your turn signal or press the left scroll wheel when you’re ready to “release” your prank. For those lucky vehicles equipped with a Pedestrian Warning System, you can choose to broadcast externally when your vehicle is parked. But wait-- the fun doesn’t stop there! Use the mobile app to conduct remote emissions testing by touching and holding any of the four quick control buttons and selecting the fart button.

        God fucking damn it.