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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Cosmic Cleric
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    1•2 years ago

    No I’m not. Your explanations do not align with what you quoted and stated in your initial replies. They’re poor attempts at retroactively making it seem like you were implying something you obviously weren’t.

    I disagree. I stand by what I’ve said.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Nope, you’re pretty clearly lying to save face.

      • Cosmic Cleric
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        1•2 years ago

        I’m not lying. I stand by what I’ve said.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Yes you are.

          • Cosmic Cleric
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            1•2 years ago

            Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then …

            NO U!!1!!!

            We done?

            • @[email protected]
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              1•2 years ago

              Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

              Nobody’s going to believe it though.

              • Cosmic Cleric
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                1•2 years ago

                Have a nice day.

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Better luck next time.

                  • Cosmic Cleric
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                    1•2 years ago

                    To each their own. :p

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