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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago

American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the realities of life in the 21st century, according to anhedonic sources.
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    dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real

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      I was like “OMG! They finally understand how I feel!”

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      The best satire borrows heavily from reality.

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        The best satire is reality.

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          I’d like to think there was a time that wasn’t true.

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      deleted by creator

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      Fuck. I did too.

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        my solution is to make rice and veggies

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      It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

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        shuddup unless you want me to help

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        ok

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          k

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              ʞ

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        you are very perceptive

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          we’re about to dye!

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      Yeah Onion hasn’t been doing much satire recently. Just real news

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