He didn’t recruit this deer, cause it’s not a reindeer. Reindeer have neat furry looking antlers, and are mostly white. That’s your standard asshole North America whitetail deer. The really are assholes. Drive slow so they don’t hit you when you’re in deer country.
They used to because Santa recruited them for his sleigh. He didn’t recruit this reindeer because of his funny name.
He didn’t recruit this deer, cause it’s not a reindeer. Reindeer have neat furry looking antlers, and are mostly white. That’s your standard asshole North America whitetail deer. The really are assholes. Drive slow so they don’t hit you when you’re in deer country.
What’s his name?
Adolf Hitler
That’s not a funny name.