Lanky_Pomegranate530 to politics @lemmy.world • 2 years agoTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square140fedilinkarrow-up1483cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1483external-linkTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netLanky_Pomegranate530 to politics @lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square140fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink31•2 years agoOh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
minus-squareAnn Archylinkfedilink2•2 years ago“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!” “I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?” “I acted as a vessel for God.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 years agoGod commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 years ago"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”
“I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”
“I acted as a vessel for God.”
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”