I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds
Donnie Darko is pretentious dog shit. Fight me.
What’s your address? I’ll bring my katana
If you must, but I warn you: I have studied The Blade, myself.
You find me at Steven Seagal Dojo, Moscow.
Sounds like one could walk in with pool noodles and win a fight 😂
Um, I don’t understand that, but OK. 👍
He has trained you well, I see
Oh imagine the absolute smuggness of university film students watching it on release and proclaiming it a classic.
I mean, it is, but it’s still good.
No, it really isn’t.
I don’t want to fight you but I’m pretty sure you don’t know what pretentious means.
I know exactly what it means: pretending it’s something it’s not. Namely, a good movie.
En garde!