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Stamets to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one. Sometimes you're just stupid.

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Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one. Sometimes you're just stupid.

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Stamets to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    How do you measure things with wheels?

    • @[email protected]
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      56•2 years ago

      Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        A witch, a witch!

        • Gabe Bell
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          4•2 years ago

          Build a bridge out of them!! (Then use a wheel to measure how long it is!!!)

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        24•2 years ago

        Oh. Duh. My brain decided not to work today.

        • don
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          14•2 years ago

          Happens to all of us, friend.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Huh, the more you know…

      • Patapon Enjoyer
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        12•2 years ago

        And the cool part is that you don’t even need to measure the length of the wheel if you know the radius because you can do ✨MATHS✨

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Very carefully.

      • kase
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        8•2 years ago

        Wheely carefully.

    • @[email protected]
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      You roll it and count how many times you rolled it. Like how an odometer works in your car.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        9•2 years ago

        Would an odometer still work if I’ve got an air freshener in the car to deal with odor?

        • Skua
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          5•2 years ago

          Yes, but only because of ancient alien mathematics

          • @[email protected]
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            5•2 years ago

            That’s why it’s called an Odo-meter.

            • CopHater69
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              5•2 years ago

              insert Rene pictures here.

    • Sanchokan
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      13•2 years ago

      You mark a point on the circumference and then make the wheel roll in the direction you want to measure while counting the times the mark passes the floor.

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