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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish75•1 year agoBirthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•1 year ago…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•1 year agoNah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-21 year agoRechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•edit-21 year agoI’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didn’t kill myself.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•1 year agoOf course you didn’t! Falling out of the window was an accident.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•1 year ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy …where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
Big if true
…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
No. 🗿
Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee!
Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
Really want a big cake now
I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.
I didn’t kill myself.
Of course you didn’t!
Falling out of the window was an accident.
…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔