@ylai@lemmy.ml to Linux@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year agoLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by stormswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1339
arrow-up1339external-linkLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by stormswww.theregister.com@ylai@lemmy.ml to Linux@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅlinkfedilink11•1 year agoHe only controls the windows that keep it out!
minus-square@bionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilink45•1 year agoIt’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
minus-square@Murdoc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink14•1 year agoDon’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳
bill gates controls the weather
He only controls the windows that keep it out!
It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
he makes them piss actually
Bill Gates is Pissmaster?
like rock and mirty
Aww Geez
Don’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳