• eric
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      2 years ago

      Maybe they’d have money for cars and homes and diamonds if it weren’t for all that damn avocado toast!

      • @[email protected]
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        102 years ago

        Yeah, but then the headlines would be blaming millennials for killing the avocado market.

      • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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        82 years ago

        You must tip your microwave at home. Like the one at applebees, a microwave is a slave of the service industry that relies on panhandling your dinner table to survive.

    • @[email protected]
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      442 years ago

      Though I admit, part of the reason I don’t buy diamonds is specifically to fuck the diamond industry. Because fuck those scammers.