nifty to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 year agoWe need new fiction nowlemmy.worldimagemessage-square170fedilinkarrow-up11.75K
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish238•1 year agoCovid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish162•1 year agoMore like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoNadine isn’t a zombie, she just likes biting! Don’t you dare kink shame her!!!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•1 year agoExplains how zombie apocalypse movies happen
minus-squarecheesymoonshadowlinkfedilinkEnglish66•1 year agoAlso there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoKiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA—BRAAAAAAAINS
minus-squareCazRaXlinkfedilinkEnglish26•1 year agoYou didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•1 year agoAnd yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoFunny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.
Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.
More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.
Nadine isn’t a zombie, she just likes biting! Don’t you dare kink shame her!!!
Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen
Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.
Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA—BRAAAAAAAINS
You didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.
This is a great comment
And yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.
Funny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.