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Not the onion: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-nationalist-movement-seeks-to-halt-printing-of-state-gops-primary-ballots-33535260
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink43•1 year agoGive Texas back to Mexico Democrats regain their majority No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz No more little piss baby Greg Abbot No more border “cRiSis” One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoUgh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly. Sooooorry,
minus-squarerustydominolinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoAgree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoYes, please. I want some of that universal health care.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoYou would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?
minus-squaretinyVoltronlinkfedilink8•1 year agoMeet them at the border with the national guard. We don’t want another border crisis do we?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•edit-21 year agoDepends. Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts? I’d probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•1 year agoThat type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…
minus-squareWashedOverlinkfedilink10•1 year agoNo I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That’s how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoYou do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoTotally! We’d welcome anyone who wouldn’t want to stay in there.
Give Texas back to Mexico
Democrats regain their majority
No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz
No more little piss baby Greg Abbot
No more border “cRiSis”
One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state
Ugh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly.
Sooooorry,
Agree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.
Yes, please. I want some of that universal health care.
You would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?
Meet them at the border with the national guard. We don’t want another border crisis do we?
Depends.
Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts?
I’d probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.
That type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…
No I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That’s how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.
You do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?
I sure hope not!
Totally! We’d welcome anyone who wouldn’t want to stay in there.