@[email protected] to Lemmy Be [email protected] • 1 year agoThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.todayimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1893
arrow-up1893imageThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.today@[email protected] to Lemmy Be [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish146•1 year ago“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.” “Those are all normal noises.” “Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.” “Just sit back and relax.” “That’s just the engine powering up.” “That’s just the engine struggling.” “That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish45•1 year ago“That’s just the gremlin ripping apart the wing.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink65•1 year ago“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.” “They’re bluffing.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•1 year ago“Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry” “Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that’s the captain speaking, it’s fine.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish33•1 year agoThat noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.
“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”
“Those are all normal noises.”
“Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”
“Just sit back and relax.”
“That’s just the engine powering up.”
“That’s just the engine struggling.”
“That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
“That’s just the gremlin ripping apart the wing.”
There’s some…thing…onthewing
“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.”
“They’re bluffing.”
“Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry”
“Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that’s the captain speaking, it’s fine.”
That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.