Stamets to [email protected] • 1 year agoTry me bitchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1865
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish75•edit-21 year agoPlant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves Plant: … Plant: shit
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•edit-21 year agoYup “jokes on you, we rely on bees” Humans: kills the bees
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoThey’re plants, they are still learning english
Plant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy
Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves
Plant: …
Plant: shit
So will every other plant, though.
Yup “jokes on you, we rely on bees”
Humans: kills the bees
They’re plants, they are still learning english
Probably not though.