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Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

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Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    47•1 year ago

    Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      28•1 year ago

      I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

      Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

      • @[email protected]
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        17•1 year ago

        Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          9•1 year ago

          It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            But why would you do that

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              7•1 year ago

              Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.

              • @[email protected]
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                6•1 year ago

                How old is this saying, really

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  7•1 year ago

                  At least two hours old.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    7•1 year ago

                    5 hrs even

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      7•1 year ago

      Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

      Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Deep down I’ve always known this

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          1•1 year ago

          Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

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