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minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink7•1 year agoBoth of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoMinnesotan chiming in here, I will be making cupcakes and cocktails for the occasion.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoWell, I suppose you could make a boozy milkshake with cake batter ice cream or something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoAt this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.
Both of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.
Minnesotan chiming in here, I will be making cupcakes and cocktails for the occasion.
Wait. There are cupcake cocktails in this timeline?
Well, I suppose you could make a boozy milkshake with cake batter ice cream or something.
At this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.