• @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      151 year ago

      I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        61 year ago

        Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          51 year ago

          I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex