Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA…
There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.
Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he ‘discovered’ excavating the temple.
God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways
Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA…
It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of divine retribution
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Thou shalt ligma what?
There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.
Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he ‘discovered’ excavating the temple.
God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways
Ligma?
It’s similar to updog
But what’s updog?
…I had to fight with autocorrect for like 3 minutes for this post
Valiant
Nothing much you?