@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up11.08K
arrow-up11.08KimageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.com@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink110•1 year agoGorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink101•1 year agoYeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don’t accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink54•1 year ago12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoAmateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
minus-squareSippy Cuplinkfedilink39•1 year agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink31•1 year agoGorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
minus-squareSippy Cuplinkfedilink9•1 year agoStop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoThat’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 year agoA gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoThey may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
Gorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.
Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don’t accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
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12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
Decoy roll.
That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
They’re not drop bears!
A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
They may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.